what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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