I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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