Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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