My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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