I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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