ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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