trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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