he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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