WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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