If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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