Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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