so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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