me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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