He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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