just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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