So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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