You really coming over, don't trick.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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