eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So. Much. Porn.
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