Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
