Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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