Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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