Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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