What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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