what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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