I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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