and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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