reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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