im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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