the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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