i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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