"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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