i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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