we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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