yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's never too late to be topless.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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