look no pants
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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