You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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