btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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