This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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