ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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