Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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