I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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