well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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