They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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