I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you never un-have a 4some
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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