I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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