Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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