k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize