who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
this will be a night to untag.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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