i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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