And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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