Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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