So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
