We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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