The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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