UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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