ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.