Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
